Ok, what about this headline? It sucks as well and I feel ashamed of posting after I first typed “Blogs suck” into the Google Search input field and then read through a few articles on that subject. Oh man, how sad could you feel? They are damn right! Who do I mean? I am talking about people like this, that, thizzle and -cracked again, yeah!- that twat!
They are not bloggers but they should be, because they got the nuts to publish media that counts in any way! Does your weblog suck, too? It´s an easy thing to find out: The top 10 reasons for your blog being all crap and doing only one thing: Suck baaaaaad!
1. You serve the folks a weblog and completely disagree with my opinion.
2. You came here from another blog where you posted retarded comments.
3. You are sitting in front of your admin panel in Wordpress, Textpattern, whatever crying the shit out of yourself because you discovered your weblog to definetely suck bad.
4. You do not dare to read on in this article because you fear to get the point too clearly and feel offended (like most bloggers do when they are in a somewhat “daily mood”).
5. You were seeking for a niche to write about and are proud of your “How to complain and stay fucked up all day AND write about yourself” blog.
6. You are going to publish a post competing this one in order to regain some of the good feelings you had when you were unaffected by my lines of hatred.
7. You moderate your comments and delete things you dislike.
8. You write about blogging itself because you don´t come up with any better idea. (Like I am doing right now, yo!)
9. You think it is a good idea to overload your weblog with ads nobody is going to click, watch or use in any way.
10. You are arrogant and feel offended by what you read here.
Of course I am in a special position as I maintain a blog myself and of course some of the points given above are true for my writings, too – but what the heck is going on with you?
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